I REALIZED.......TOO LATE

First time I saw her in my college ,she was like an angle made by god for me, when i said this to my friends thay said im crazy, but i said im in love.i smile when smiled , i cried when she cried , by friends said im lunatic but i said im in love.I went and proposed to her, she rejected it and said she loves my friend,so i tried to end my life my friends said u r a loser but i said im a true lover.After one year .she broke her relationship with my friend and came to me, my friends said to say no , but i said yes.When we r in love i lived for her, my friends said u r blind, but i said i see thru her eyes.After college i got a job we got married. After one year.......

Now My friends say that im a true lover, but now I REALIZED that i was crazy,lunatic ,loser and blind and i realized this becos marraige opened my eyes and its too late now.

Dr.ANNIYANCOMA:" Dai Dongra unna college poi padika sonna nee love pani kalyaanam panikitu ,ippadi polambara.nee thirunthave maatiya, ayya yaravathu periyavanga sollunga evanuku enna thandanai kudukalam".

Their Worries

SIXTH SENSE

Hi ppl this story i got thru mail a nice comedy enzoii.

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying "God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."The next day grandpa died.The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma."

The next day the grandmother died.Oh my god, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy."He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?" He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning our neighbour James dropped dead on our porch."

AAHAA!!!!!!

Hi Hi Hi Hi, ppl this post is on experience yesterday evening.AAHAA is not abt surprise read it wiyh vadivelu accent .Now u what kinda post it will be ;-) .

Yesterday evening while returning from office, i was waiting in the bus stop for bus.
Dr.AnniyanComa: " dai domar busstopla bussuku waitpanna george bushuka wait pannuva !@#$%"

kammunuirrupa mattera sollavidu,ppl as u know our public transport never comes on time, tats chennai.Appo one cute lookin babe came to the busstand and she was standing just before me and kept on lookin towards me.

Dr.AnniyanComa:" AAHAA Marupadium arambichitanda evan rousa"

First i thought she is seeing whether bus is coming. mes freeyavitutean.

Dr.AnniyanComa:" nyayamthaaney, vaasthavamthaaney"

but she kept on lookin at me , when i see her she looks at someother thing and pretending tat she aint intrsted.but engalukku theriyaatha gals never sight boys openly, they look at them like adjusting their hair.engalukkum gals body language theriyum.Mes really thrilled and wanted to proceed further , but in a dipperent way. As i was standing on her right, when she turned other side
i slowly went behind her and stood on her left .

she jus turned to her right and i thought she will be disappointed and if she turns left she will be shocked to see me there and planned to ask her
"EXPECTING SOMEBODY".EPPADI

But she took her cell and called somebody.oru aarvathula otto kettean.nallavela kettean.what she said is

" Dai unnakaga evalavu neram bus stopla wait panrathu,inga onnu enna parthu oothra jollula busstopla riverey ooduthu,sikeram vaada"

Next Moment i took a bus which aint going to my place and buzzed off
"AAHAA kelambitaaangiya kelambitaaangiya"

Dr.AnniyanComa:" Dai ithuvarikkum vaangi irukra bulblam collect pannuna Eiffel toweriye light pannalam,unnalaam, aah iyyo bulb vaangrathukellam buruda puranathukla thandanai illaiya, thapichita mavaney"

BULBUGAL THODARUM

CONFUSED

Hi ppl ,i gonna ask u ppl especially why this happens, why these things happen,if things hav to happen those things do happen.Enna kolapareana, bcos im confused.

The reason for my confucion is that , yesterday my friend called me and literally cried in the phone, and said he is in a big problem and wants me to giv him a solution :-0, so i called him to my house.i thought may be some financial problem,but when he disclosd his problem ,i said to my self
"marupadiyum oru love hmmm".

Whats his is that ,thats a long stopry shorta narrating. Hes a MBA graduate, while hes searching job, he felt a lot lonely.that time his junior gal met him, that a casual meet,but after that the realtionship continued inthe form of sms chata nd calls .once in every week they meet.As expected he proposednu solvenana athu wrong, that gal proposed to him.hes a bit hesistant at first but the insisted and convinced him.

Every thing went well for five months,but when the gals informed her parents abt her love the problem started. Her parents were dead against their , butfor some point of time shes was strong on her love,but oneday her parents threatened her that they will commit suicide and her ,other went to the extent of pouring kerosene on her and tried theekulipu.

Now the girl is totally reversed and told him that due to her love she doesnt want to lose her parents so depart as friends.Now imagine the boys condition,hes in bad situation and wanted my advice.I just told him to wait for some time and we will try to convince her.

His health is going down, mentally disturbed and im afraid that he will take some wrong decisions, so ppl if u fell saying something kindly do.

Last but not the least, today morning while coming to office,one girl from my area, smiled at me.shes often looks at me and today she smiled.enna panrathuney therila ,IM CONFUSED.PPL ETHUKUM ADVICE KUDUNGA.

DR.ANNIYANCOMA: Dai un frnd paartha paavama irukku ,pesama avana
" vasoolraja padathilernthu Alwarettai aandava paata kekeasollu". unnaporutha varaikkum oorey unna paarthu serikuthu ithula antha ponnu sirichatha mattum nee paarthutu buildup kudukra, magane unna oorla allarum sernthu stretcher katta pooranga.

CARTOON

Hi ppl i recieved this cartoon in mail enjoyed hope u ppl also enjoy

yaam petra inbam peruga ivvaiyagam

THIIRPU the judgement.....

Hi ppl last post was BIT TOO MUCH,like shankars boys ,yep sorry shankara supportukku eluthitean. This post is a sad story of a couple, so ppl kindly keep kerchiefs or tissues in ur hand, to wipe the tears. (:- (( .ppl read the last para at the end. if u read it in the beginning u will miss the fun

The scene opens is that there is big crowd in the village court, that is the Allamarathadi[under a banyan tree].waiting for the Naataamai[the judge].the village has been devastated by the rains so they r waiting for judge to give solution.

As theres a murmur in the crowd and looking at the couple, tied in that tree they say something.The couple looking at each other and weeping and they know that they r going to get prosecuted for crime or sin or prosecution they r'nt the cause.Their mouth dint speak theik eyes spoke.

Nattamai arrives in his traditional limo ie his maatuvandi, comes to dias and thotukumbitufying the dias and parks himself in the judge seat.A dead silence prevails in the crowd.Naatamai breks the silence as

Naatamai: ippadiye ellarum amidhiya irundha eppadi, makka allarum jooli illamia vandhu nikkom, pradha sollu.

Villager: aiyya poona varusham oorla orey varatchi,malai illa.

Nataamia: malai illathanalla thamla varatchi mela sollu.[crowd claps]

villager: iyya inthe rendu paya pullaiku malai illanu pakathu oorla kannalam kativachi puttanunga, ippa puyal vandhu oorey velakaada maari pochu. iyya 8patti rasa neengataan ethukuu oru nalla vali sollanum.

Naatamai: ella naa enna autokarana valisorathukku, thiirpu kelu solren.

all villager shouting: "aiiya raasa enga thekati chingomey,ooruku oru naala
thirpu sollunga iyya"

Naatami: ella indh 8 pattiku naa solrathu enna na, indha renduperiyum athhu vidanum[village divorce].Pulaiye mekalay 8 patti thandi verati viodanum,paiyana thekaala 8 patti thandi verati vidanum.evanga kooda aarum palaga koodathu, annam thani pulanga koodathu.itha meeri palguna avangalaiyum oorey vittu 10 varusham thalli vaikarean. Ethudhanda indha naatamai yoda thiirpu,edhu thaanda naayam.

Pakathu oor Naatamai: Naatamai thiirpa maathi sollu

Naatami: Idhuku mela thirpu theriyathuida butteru!

All villagers claps and unties the couple and takes tke paiyan to south and gal to west. they both cries their heart out both helpless. They gets seperated and the people thinks that the rain will stop.

background song:" Pooguthey pooguthey en paingilli vaanniley"

Paper News[ YEAR 2004]: "IN CERTAIN VILLAGES IN TAMILNADU, VILLAGERS DUE TO THEIR SUPERSTITIOUS BELIEF CONDUCTING MARRAIGES BETWEEN A FEMALE FROG AND MALE GARDEN LIZARD FOR RAINS"

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KIDS TALK!!!!! [A]

HI ppl this blog is little bit NV, but funny. i call it rather a joke than a post.

Pappu and Paapu r neighbours , they used to boast abt what they hav and one fine day as usual they talk rather fight.with their parents around.

Paapu: My father has a two wheeler
Pappu: my father too hav a two wheeler

Paapu: Me, my father and my mom used to go outing in that two wheeler,he he


Pappu:whats a big deal,Me ,my father and my mom used to go outings one week ,next week me,my father and ur mom went outing one week. Like this i used to go alternate weeks.!!
hearin this paapu's mom and pappu's dad faints.


kudukbathula kolappam undupanitangaiya undupanitanga, nallairunthaq kudumbathula koodi kummiadichitaanya kummi adichutaan.

Another day paapu and pappu meet and starts their routine.
Paapu: My father is a big magician.

Pappu: how?

Paapu: My Appa keeps coin in one hand and shake it shows the coin in otherhand.

Pappu:Avlothaaney, my appa ethavida periya magician.
Paapu: Eppadi

Pappu:Enga appa night en pakathila padupaaru anna kalaila amma pakathilarnthu elunthiripaaru!!he he eppa sollu yaar appa periya magician.[my dad in night sleeps beside me and gets up beside my mom, now tell whose father is a big magician]

ALAIPAAYUTHEY

Hi ppl awakeningcoma again , with a post of its own kind.Last post was a little bit NV, this one a typical coma's vetty post.Okay intha buildup poothum.

This post is my experience with a girl ,teenager, who i meet often in a suburban railway station. She used to be with a girl, may be her sister in the railway station.

Often i used to see her and act that i didnt see her. Evry time she sees me her face lits up, her face indicates that shes expecting something from me.One day she asked me what she has in mind, but normally, i dont encourage these things ;-)
but shes comes to me daily and asks the same thing.

Manasukulla santhosam nama kitteyam kekaralleynu[a small delight in my mind that for considering me and asking that], but i jus turn my face,act like not noticing her.But her struggle was fruitful,yesterday night, lying in the bed and thinking abt that girl and her continous obligation, i decided that im going to oblige her.

Today morning i was bit early to the railway station, waiting for her.Here she comes with her sis,she sees me,mes lookin at her, KANNUM KANNUM NOKIA.Waitin for her to ask me,seeing me her face glows up.Here she comes and ask me..................................................................




"AYYAAA SAAAAMMI ETHAVATHU DHARMAM PANNUNGA,NAETHU RATHIRI KOODA SAAPIDALAI,AYYAAA SAAAAMI"[sirrrr,goddd kindly donate or sponsor somemoney,havent eaten from last night,sirrrrr,godddd]

mes happily gave her a rupee and eppathaan manasu neranju irukku