LOVE AND CRUSH [A]

hi ppl sorry 4 the last blog [THADANGALUKU VARUNTHUKIREAN] .
Athukaaga climax solla poreanu ninaikatheenga.chance illa nextu.
In this blog i want to know about the difference between love and crush.
To me i dont feel any big difference just a THINREDLINE. Okay first i differentiate in my style.after u ppl give ur definitions

Awakeningcoma: kaathadikumbothu figuroda mudikalairatha rasicha love
athey aadaikalayarathey rasicha crush

Dr.Anniyancoma: athey makeup kalaiyarathey rasich nee blindu

Awakeningcoma:manasa paartha love, mathatha paartha crush

Dr.Anniyancoma: Ava kaata maruthum nee manasa etti paartha athuku per enna ,innum sollu figuroda saami[vikram movie] padam paartha love,sakila padam paartha crushnu sollu.unnakelllam kilavi figuream thaanda thandanai[having gf age above 60]

Dr.Anniyancoma:dai dubukku eppudu chudu naan solra difference

Unaku pakathu veetu ponnu mela varathu
love,

athey avanga amma mela vantha crush.

ethu aunty purushanuku therinja athuvum crushthan

mavane nee crush than

arrey arrey arrey arrey! repeate!sabaahse!

Makka peelpree to comment on this. im waiting for the knowledge share fromya ppl. summa uttuaatunga.

ppl im gonna change my template so checkout!!!

CLIMAX

MR.Suravanan and Mrs.Susheela saravanan housela power cut, avanga veetla matumilla tamilnadu fulla blackout for a day, due to munima, the hurricane, year 2150.

mrs. saravanan:" che ennay koduma ithu saravanan[gives the same expression and modulation like prabhu in chandramukhi], 2500 episode intha seriala parthutu kadasila climax appo ippadi power sothapidichey.Munima unnaku erakamey illaiya, neeraj ,bhargavi ,shiva pranati yaar yaaar kuda sertangane therilaye, aiyyo,enanagaaa" continuted her crying

mr saravanan: "adi podi share marketla invest panna vechirundha panathey, cricket matchla kooda bidin pannama, seriala neeraj-bhargavi, shiva -pranati seruvaanganu bid pannaney,ellam poochu. munima nee nallavey iruka maatey"

so ppl avangaley climax theriyathathey thaangikitaanga, neenga thaangamaatingala.

MR.Anniyancoma: "enna da sujatha mathiri futuristicka kadhavidra, dai appa un blog padicha naangalam ennaa loosa' mavane unnaku buruda poranathin padi "seriela paakanum(watchin all the tele serials inna row"thaanda thandanai.haaahaaahaa [wicked smile], makkaley vidaathinga"

KADHAI & CLIMAX

HAI ! HAI! HAI! ENNA TOO MUCHA HAI TELLINGNU SEEINGA, SOLLRAEN

Ppl in this blog im gonna tell u ppl a story or a knot and u pll hav to giv me the climax.Story one ordinary love story ;-) ,but quite complex, enna confuse panraaneynu paakringala. okay no more confusion.

The first scene that dec 31, 12.00 pm evry body in welcoming the new year with joy and celebrating the arrival of new year,but 4 ppl ,2 boys and 2 girls sitting in a lonely place , having a serious look in there face with some pain in their eyes seated lookin at each other.

First i introduce the 4 charachters they are NEERAJ, SHIVA, BHARGAVI,PRANATI. All r workin in a software concern as s/w engrs. now the crux is that NEERAj and Bhargavi r childhood frnds.If u go and ask in there locality that name the best frnds u know, the instant answer is neeraj and bhargavi .But Neeraj is in love with bhargavi the only person to know abt this is himself.

now the story goes like this , bhargavi is in love with shiva whos a charming, frndly lad.Easily we can say that hes the hero of that floor.But Shiva is intrested in pranati .Pranati a traditional tamil girl, from an orthodox family,straight opposite to the charachter of Shiva.This made Shiva to love her.but the fate smiles on shiva where pranati loves Neeraj and wants to marry him.

All the four r close frnds and they hav mail group consisting of this 4.On dec 31 all the 4 wanted to propose their love . some by mere coincidence all the wanted to mail their love to their lover .but by mistake mails it to their grp, mere coincidence, or all the 4 made the same mistake. evrbody shocked and wanted to solve their luvangi.
this is the plot. whos luv should succeed all the four or ur choice.

ppl peelpree to giv ur climax.i hav my own climax.lets see who hav better creativity than me.obviously evrybody.expecting funny or uneXpected climax
MANAK KUDHIRAYAI TAHTI ELUPUNGA.

I HAVE BEEN TAGGED

I have been taggeg by lakshmi

Five movied I like the most
1) Nayagan
2)AnbeSivam
3)Padayappa
4)Gentleman
5) micheal madhana kamarajan

Five things i can never live without
1)frnds
2)without talking
3)watching movies
4)kalaikrathu
5)bulb vaangrathu

Five Admirations
I never admire anybody i jus take people as my inspirations
So my Five Inspirations r
1)charlie chaplin
2) yasser Arafat
3)kamal hassan
4)Arnold shwazenegger
5) whos else , its me

Five things I miss now
1) my childhood days
2)kuchi mittai
3)peace of mind
4)my dreams bcos no sleep
5) speaking the truth

Last movie i borrowed to watch and still not given back
thats personal

Books I love
other than my academics

Five people i pass this high fives to
jagan
sudha narayanan
blogger anonymous
jeevan
Random Access

Beer contains female hormones !!

Beer contains female hormones !!

Tests revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a serious look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.


To test the theory, 100 men were given 8 pints of beer each to consumeWithin a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects...

1) Gained weight,

2) Talked excessively without making sense,

3) Became overly emotional,

4) Couldnt drive,

5) Failed to think rationally,

6) Argued over nothing,

7) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered necessary !!!!!

INTERVIEW

This blog ia abt an hr interview i faced. usually in interview there will be a candidate
and interviewer(s), but in this i hav another person accompanied me. okay lets goto the
interview.

me: may i come in sir
HR: yes, please
Anniyancoma: enna may i come in sir april i come in sir poda ulla athuthan antha dubukku sollitanla

Hr:Hai ac, gud morning, im ________
anniyancoma: interview mudiyattum appuram therium gud morninga bad morningaanu
me: gud morning sir

HR: tell abt urself
Anniyancoma: dai unnakena kannu dusa aththan resumela potrikkenla appuram enna
me:blah blah blah

HR: then[pause] , anything else
Anniyancoma: kadhaiya solraanga
me : over sir

HR:ur strengths
Anniyancoma: if i didnt get the job nee therinjuppa da domar
me sincerity, punctuality and i enjoy whatever im doing
Anniyancoma: ethoda sincere sigaamani, puctualityikku spelling theriumaada unnaku,appaadi enna nee seithu keesita

Hr:so what r u doing
me : bulb[muluchifyin]
Anniyancoma: maatniyaada mavane

HR: i what we ur special than others
Anniyancoma: avan enna dosaiya special sadanu kekara
me: nothing special abt me sir
Anniyancoma:ada usithamani, thangaalada unn thanadakam

Hr:if u didnt get slected how u feel
Anniyancoma: naan feel panrathu irukkattum unnthol peel aiyudum therijuko
me: i will take it as an experience
Anniyancoma : appa nee thanda most experienced person

Hr:On what reasons i should select u
Anniyancoma:sir only one reason,select panleyna oodu poi seramaatey
me: blah blah blah

Hr:whats ur expectations
Anniyancoma: etho sollraen
kuutitu poitu varra car(preferrably benz),
pakkathu seatla aishwarya rai illa catherine zet jones mathiri poonu. thonrappa than vela seiven. samballam masathuku oru bike vaangara alavu iruntha poothum. ippothaiku avlothan appaliku paakalam
me:blah blah blah
Anniyancoma :nee velaikku aavamaatey

Hr: i will get back to u within 2 days
me: thanks sir
Anniyancoma: eppadium vela illanu sollapora ethu innoru thadavai kooptu solvia, kamnati

Anniyancoma: dai ac, 5 thadavai interview poona thappa
me : illai
Anniyancoma: dai ac, 50 thadavai interview poona thappa
me: etyho thappu mathiri than theriyuthu
Anniyancoma: dai ac, 500 thadavai interview poona thappa
me: thappu than
Anniyancoma : appa endapora @#$%%^^,pesama pani meyi

GAYATHIRI MANTHIRAM

Hi ppl last blog mr.anniyan coma sothapifying now as said earlier its GAYATHIRI MANTHIRAM for u ppl. As the name suggest this blg is also bt a gal and boys relationship.yep gayathri a cute gal , how can i forget her and my frnds luv for her.yes she was my frnds lover and my frnd loved her deeply, truly and madly,but never had the the courage to propose her .Both studied hotel management,same class . She is a vry frndly gal and casual type. Hes one of my best frnd so he used to share evrything with me. he told me abt his and asked fro an idea. but i refused to giv idea [whynu ungaluukey theriyumey, namma idea kuduthu ethu orupetrikku]. but he compelled me to giv an idea.so i asked him to wait till valentines day.

The Feb 14 arrived really slowly as per theory of relativity[ SCIENTIFIC APPROACH]. At last feb 14 came ,i asked him to wait in the busstop where she gets down. as spoken earlier i asked him to go and propose to her.as he went near her ,me and my someother frnds ,started to pass some comments on him and that gal. sollivachamathiri she got angry and my frnd too. He came near me and caught my shirt and gave me punch[PAVVI PAIYAN]. as my other frnds doesnt know him, started othachifying him .At last that gal came and rescued him.we thought this would create an soft corner for him but misfired as usual.

yes, we got a police complaint on us and i was A1[accused no 1] and after sometime they got really close and that gal proposed to him . great ,now they got married and in sharjah living happily, I GOT A BIG THANKS AND ATREAT FOR THE SACRIFICE. NATPULLA ITHELLAM SAGAJAMAPPA.as u all know us some political influence we got thru th case. so makka luvukku help panrathu thapillai bu see that luv u dont become vivek or vadivelu ending up with bruises.

FIGURE SETTAITA FRIENDUM ENEMYTHAAN.

DR.ANNIYANCOMA:
DAI !@@%%$^ ENNA DA GAYATHRI MANTHIRAMNU SOLLITU ETHO MAAYAJAALAM KATUVENU NANAICHA NEE OORULA ADIVAANGUNA KATHAIA POLLAMBIKITU IRUKKA. UNNA ITHAY MATHIRI ELLA LUV HELPANNA VACHI ADIVAANGA VAIKANUM.

AN INTRO TO NEW MEMBER

This is a small post as im busy with my coding, MY SPLIT PERSONALITY

DR. ANNIYANCOMA [IAS,MBBS,BE,MBA,12th,lkg]

wil take the charge

DR.ANNIYANCOMA from ME[ntal]DICAL COLLEGE:

dai blogies yaarukum porpillai,akkara illa ellarum thapu thapa purinjindrikinga athanaa konjam definitions for medical terms

ANTIBODY - against everyone
ARTERY - the study of fine paintings
ASPHYXIA - get a "Butt Job"
BACTERIA - back door to a cafeteria
BENIGN - what you be after you be eight
CAESARIAN SECTION - a district in Rome
CARDIOLOGY - advanced study of poker playing
CAT SCAN - searching for lost kitty
CHRONIC - neck of a crow
COMA - punctuation mark ( maybe awakening coma)
CORTIZONE - area around local courthouse
CYST - short form of sister
DIAGNOSIS - person with a slanted nose
DILATE - the late British princess
DISLOCATION - in this place
ENEMA - not a friend
FALSE LABOR - pretending to work
GALLBLADDER - bladder in a girl
HERNIA - she is close by

HYMEN - greeting to several males
IMPOTENT - distinguished, well-known
LABOR PAIN - hurt at work
LACTOSE - person without toes on the foot
LIPOSUCTION - a French kiss
LYMPH - walk unsteadily
MENOPAUSE - I no wait
MICROBES - small dressing gowns
PACEMAKER - winner of Nobel Peace Prize
PROTEIN - in favour of teens
PULSE - grain
RED BLOOD COUNT - Dracula
SECRETION - hiding anything
SERUM - sailors drink
SUBCUTANEOUS - not cute enough
TABLET - small table

ippothaiku avlothanda, dai awakeningcoma kamnati

awakeningcoma: seri seri
SEMA KADIYA
he he this time no bulb incidents , meet u ppl in a bulb post naming GAYATHRI MANTHIRAM , till then bye

MARUPADIYUM MYSELF

HI Blogies, again AC back , this post is my come back post so no reeling only real. In this post, im gonna tell u ppl one incident which i never forget,every time i think abt this incident it make me in splits. okay munurai over now straight to matter.

This incident happened two years before when i was in college, i used to go to my native place evry May for kovil thiruvizha.but there was long gap of 5 years, i didnt go to my native place. that i year we went. There was lot of changes in that village yes all the gals hav now grown up looked beautiful to me . But there was one cycle renting shop in that village.u may ask whats great in cycle shop, irrikuthey, tha cycle shop was owned by an aunty , literally say semma kattai.
Mes got infected by auntyphelia, so i asked my "dear frnd" abt that aunt. he gave the complete database abt that aunt.

That aunties story is really pathetic that she had married a nutcrack, whos a sadist, impotent and with added value of doubting that aunt. he showed me person whos often seen in that shop as her hubby.so now started to sympathize,empathize,and whatever u say for her so daily i go to her shop and chat with her for atleast half a day.

one fine day morning as per schedule i went to auntiesshop their i find a person in safari suit with 4to5 goldchains and with a bracelet like a cyclechain and rings in six fingers.he was standing there and often disturbing the aunt. I noticed this for long time.as aunty went inside and called that person alone and told him not to misbehave.I told him abt that aunties sadist impotent nutcrack husband and told him not to create problems.that fellow was furious ,he caught my shirt and asked is this true more than three times
mes got fed up and promised on all gods i know though i dont believe and told him that aunt by herself told me abt her husband. he got more furious and breathing fire but surprisingly thanked me and went.

Next morning as usual, i went to aunties shop, but i met aunty on the way, she carrying a luggage and i aked her where shes goin. she broke down and started cryin, i consoled her and asked her what happened. on hearing what she said i really fainted.

" NETHU EVAANO EN PURUSHAN KITTA ENNA PATHHI THAPA SOLLI PATHA VACHUTAAN,ATHUKUDA PARAVAILLAI VERA EVANAIYO KAATI EN PURUAHANU SOLLI SAHTYAM PANIIRUKAAN, 2 VARUSHATHUKAPPURAM DUBAILERUNTHU VANTHAVARU ETHANAALA EN PURUSHAN ENKITA KOCHOKITU AVANGA AMMA VITUKKU POITAARU"

[ for thos whho dont know tamil , that aunties reply,
yesterday some fellow had said some nonsense abt me to my husband and showed him some other person as my husband and even he promised on that matter ,my husband has returned from dubai after 2 years, now annoyed by this he went to his relatives house]

now i understand why that fellows face turned red and furious, now i know for what purpose he thanked me.

MARUPADIYUM MYSELF

hi ppl by mistake i have deleted my blog so blog is under construction ,meet u later thadangalukku varunthukirom

I'LL BE BACK