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2009-07-13T18:02:00.005+04:00

Intha Rendu padathukum ulla 6 vithiyasam corikta sonna suriya voda aaru padathoda thirutu VCD innam. solravanga sollungo

Kaadu Keetu Poochu [Episode-2]

2006-05-23T07:56:00.000+04:00

hi ppl ,last episode due to raanis gilfansica raaja planned to have election , so he called for fox the manthiri, now...

sevagan[wild dog]: yemma yaarma ootla! manthiri kiraara.

manthiriswife: yaaruda athu manthieriya manthirinu koopidarathu.

sevagan[wild dog]: yamma manthiriya manthirinu sollama ,enthirna solla mudiyum.

mantiris wife: aama atha taan sollanum avvaru ,nightfulla kanmuzhichathanaala, ippa asanthu thoongarar

sevagan[wild dog]:pooma minnal[manasukula],dai vavalukku poranthavaney mavaney mnaaru seekiram vaada.

after sometime, out comes the manthiri the old fox, pakataan alu beedi aana sema kedi.

fox: ukkum ukkum [cough]. sollu thambi ,ethuku vanthey.

sevagan[wild dog]: ayya manthiri ayya raaja ungalla itukinu vara sonnaru.

fox: appdiyaa ,sari nee munala poona naa pinaala vaarean.

sevagan[wild dog]: ayya enna ippadi noo poo naa appuram varean.

fox: thambi, naa ippa enna sey,naan ippa enna seyya[in thambi film style, yesterday night thirutu vcdla padam paartha effectu, ippa sevaganuku avaru night kanmuzhicha kaaranum purinjipoochu, highly disappointed]

sevagan[wild dog]:raaja koopidrar olunga kilambivaanga.

thinking that something serious manthiri raaja denuku poorarar.There hee sees in deep sleeping, sorry thinking.

manthiri,the fox: raaja raaja ,elunthitingo munga unamaiyaana manthiri vnathukirean.

raaja: aaaahayang![onnumilai yawning], vaaya vaa.

manthiri : odaney varasoningalaamey enna visayam.

raaja: onnum millai ,raani ku romba boradikidaam, athanaaley kaatley election nadathalaamnu nibnaikirean, anna atha eppadi nadatharuthunu therlay, athanaaltaan unna kupitean.

manthiri: maharaja enna oru vibaritha yosanai.

raaja: ena panrathu vera vazhi illai.

manthiri: raaja ,neenga paperlaam padikrathu illaiya, nepala raaja neeinimey verum koojanu solli oppuku shapaana vechirukaanga, kaaaranam elction, jananaayagam.

raaja : nee romba kozhaparaa!

with this raajas confusion this episode ends!

next raaja theliva enna kodumai seiraarnu seekirathileye paapom!

Kaadu kettu Poochu [Episode 1]

2006-05-12T08:20:00.000+04:00

hi ppl after long gap the vettyboy returns for another mokkai, okay storyku poogalam

Adhu oru azhagiya kaadu, adarntha marangal, azhagiya mirugangal , amaithiyaana vazhkai.
Ethuvum azhaga amaithiya iruntha namakku pidikaathey, so story goes like this ...

king of the jungle ,lion was really bored no thing special happening in the jungle, because there was no ethir katchi, no kootani atchi so kaadu amaithiya irundhichi. appa rani lion rajava paarka parak.

king: vaama minnal

rani: ithuku onumkorachal illa.

king: why kanney what prechanai

Rani: neengataan prechanai, eppa paarthalum summa vey irukaringa.

king[medhuva]: enna panrathu vayasaiduchiley, ethukutaan late marraige panika koodathu.

rani: aiyoo naan atha sollaley.

king: athu illaiya payanthutean.

Rani: ennaku life romba bore adikuthu, natla manusangala paarunga evlo joollia irunkaanga.
eppavera paarunga ultimate entertainmenta election nadathirukaanga.

king[medhuva]:unna circusla irukra un akka va paarka anupichathu thappa pochu.
seri ippa en darlinkuku enn vennum

rani: ennaku kaatrleyum election nadanthaaganum.

king :adi paavi en pathavikey ola vaikra, seri vidu nambala minji enna nadanthuda pooguthu.
worry pannathey rani. namma manthiri kita pesitu election vekalam.

king: yaarangey manthiriya koopidu

continued............

ivangala enna solla

2006-04-27T08:02:00.000+04:00

Hi ppl, after sometime a post , now election time so im posting a photo, which really disgusting for th eppl aho have selfrespect.

After this post im gonna write a story or a mega serial in my blog, inspired by this photo. tha title is "KAADU KETTU POCHU".an imagination that if election takes place in a forest and animals are contesting.okay okay bittu pothum meetu in the next post sry serial.

Friday Cartoons[Sirikka Sindhikka]

2006-04-21T08:31:00.000+04:00

IMMSAIARASAN 23RD TIGERCASI

2006-04-06T07:50:00.000+04:00

Hi ppl last blogla komjam kodumai pduthitean okay this blog is abt ImmsaiArasan 23rd Tigercasi.Im gonna prompt the dialogue for each picture, read in vadivelu accent.

Gaurds: vanthuttaanya vanthuttaanya

Tigercasi:laka lakak llaka, eppadi naangalum solluvom.

TigerCasi:ithtaan en aatah poomanthu pichaiyi,ithu ravusu thaangamataan ennga aiya naata en kita kuduthutu kaata nooki poitaaru.

Tigercasi: ennada vayasaana anniyan maathiri irukurarean paakiringala, ivarutaan enga veetu maapilai,athaavathu en akka parijaatha poovu , paasamalaru, puthupati ponnuthaayiya kanaalam katikitavaru.

Tigercasi: maapu vachidathada aapppu

Tigercasi: vaama minnal! enga un thangachinga yaarium kaanom

Tigercasi: neevanthuta moonavatha kaanom

Tigercasi: kuthukalama irukura en kudumbam!
Song: Namma kaatula mazhai peyuthu! namma veetula sruthi eeruthu!

Thalapathy: Thalai! Thalai! antha velathorai aalunga namma poochi pandiya potu adichutaanga

Tigercasi: Nalla kelapiringaa Bheetiya

Tigercasi: vellathoraiku veella seri illa! enkuda veladrathey velaiya pochu

Tigercasi: pechu pechataan irukanum ,naan intha border thaandi varamaatean, neeyum varakoodathu.

Tigercasi: En aalai adichavan evenda

Tigercasi: ethuvaraikum enmela yaarum kai vachathilai
Tigercasi: venna, valikuthi aluthuruvean, ammaa......

Tigercasi: Ippadi ethivitu ethivitey odambey ranakalamaakitaanga!

peel pree to komment!

I have something to say

2006-03-31T08:13:00.000+04:00

Hi ppl ennada etho solaporaneynu pakiringala illa padikiringala, summa solnumeynu illama summavey solreanu abt the previous post. plaperu atha lover eluthara luvangi letter, illa che enna koduma ithu saravannannu feel panninga but lovenra matteriye suthi suthi vanthinga .But ithu athaiyum thaandi punithamaanathu alpamaanathu che illa vibarithamaanathu illa etovanathunu vachikoongaley.athu enna na ippadi bloodla elutahraneynu neen ga nanachi peel paninga sila peru what peelinga writinganu peel paninga but athu unnmai illai.....

ethu yaaro orutharuda high level creativity etho jigna vela panni picturela kalakikiraaru avlotaan ennaku thonuthu.Entha maathiri my friends kooda bloodla letters eluthiirukanunga, but they had a trick without sheding blood they used to write love letters in blood .Athu eppadina they will catch a Garden lizard ,kill it [ada paavigala] and used its blood for the letter. why this ithu anniyaayam thappunu sonna naalu perukku nallathuna ethuvum thapillainu solraaanunga[manasula velu nayakarnu nenapu].
Makka evaruku tiyagi pattamey kudukaalam, enna solriga

Makaley evanungala enna pannalaamnu neengaley sollunga.

i dont hav anything to say about this

2006-03-24T07:57:00.000+04:00

intha photo paarthu enna feel panringanu sollunga next postla naan solrean

FIVE

2006-03-15T14:00:00.000+04:00

Hi ppl i have been tagged by Gladtomeetin to

write abt some important five things in my life, but me sonatha senjatha no history no
botany.So im gonna post a story from which i learnt 5 important points.

As story as usual a boy loving a gal cosidering their future im avoiding their names. They
both studied in the same college. They used to travel in the same bus. The gal used to sit
in the seat next to the footboard . so our hero used to thongify in the footboard so that
he can give his books to the gal and watch her closely.This continued for three years, now
evrything has an end ,so that was their last day of their college life. So he decided to
propose to her .He wrote a love letter and kept in his notebook and went to the busstop.As
expected she was their .As the busstop was crowded he was waiting for the right moment.but
fate is more faster, their regular bus came.While the girl boarding she dropped her
handkerchief and she didnt noticed it. he quickl grabbed it and tried to call her and give
her the kerchief but she didnt notice and the girl got the seat ,as usual he gave his
notebook to that girl and asual thongifying in the footboard.As the bus was going faster
,the kerchief flew from his pocket, he tried to catch it but now MR.Yama laughed at him, he
slipped from the bus and a car ran overhim.he died on the spot.then the bus moved away ant
the traffic was cleared .his body was taken away from the spot but the onlything left in
that spot was her handkerchief and the most cruel world is embroidered on it. that is

"I LOVE YOU"

NOW THE 5 POINTS I LEARNT ARE

1) DONT TRAVEL IN FOOTBOARD
2) DONT TRAVEL IN FOOTBOARD FOR GIRLS
3) DONT DO ANY HEROISM WHILE TRAVELLING IN FOOTBOARD
4) DONT DO ANY HEROISM WHILE TRAVELLING IN FOOTBOARD FOR GIRLS
5) DONT LOVE

PPL PEEL PREE TO COMMENT WHAT U LEARNT FROM THIS .

Happy Womens Day

2006-03-09T08:00:00.000+04:00

hi ppl i have been tagged by ponnarasi kothandaraaman[evlo peria peru] hmm ,In this blogi am gonna tell u ppl abt my kanavu kanni[ kanniya irumkanumnu avasiyamilla], thappa think pannathinga,pengalnu pothuva solrean[ in tr style].

yakka dum dum dum
kaalla kolusu poota ava ponnu
cooling galss poota ava gunnu
ammanu nenacha ava theivam
avaluku aagama poochuna nee paavam
selai katna alaga irupa ponnu
jeans potaalum paakum namma kannu
roadmela ootra ava biku
avala overtake panninena nee maku
follow panna oru kicku
traffic sargeant kita maatnaalum kedaikum kicku
dai poonu sericha aathuku 1000 artham
atha aaranja senje kutham
avanga ayuthamey kanneru
atha nee kandukalane aiyduva bejaaru
yakka dum dum dum aa dicka dicka dish!

NEXT VIJAY MOVIE STORY[sorry]

2006-03-02T15:50:00.000+04:00

IMPRESSING

2006-02-23T06:49:00.000+04:00

Hi ppl once again vettyboy with a vettypost, from the title im not saying this post will be impressing. This post is based on the thought i got when i was working busily. thye thought is

" A boy cannot impress a girl in the first
sight, but a boy gets impressed by a girl in the first sight"
. Many may condradict on it, but this thing happens 8 out off 1o times. it even happened to me. so ppl pour ur thought on this and lets have a good knowledge share

For my friend

2006-02-21T08:21:00.000+04:00

hi ppl this blog im gonna post my first sensible post in my blogspot.My friend mr.Balakumar Muthu a techie , addicted to java, who owns a vry good technical blog and post really good techie stuffs. Lately he attendted the sun tech days seminar coducted by sun microsystems,sorry idukumela nambalaala technicala pesa mudiyala ,more information Clickhere>>>

Post on Post

2006-02-10T08:07:00.000+04:00

hiiii ppl thathuvam keetu life muneritingala,okay . This post is based on the last post from
Ammus blog. In that post i found this wordings vry interesting, so i thought why not write a post on this based on the incident in my life. the wordings r

"If your problem has a solution then..............why worry about it?If
your problem doesnt have solution then........why worry about it? "
why so feelings solringala ,solrean. this happened in my school day , i used to be vry quiet kid in my school.If i do some mischiefs also somebody will be punished for my mistakes, but one problem i always had till now is that is gals.I always have some or other probs with them. In my scholl days i used to go for tution classes with my frnd
padicheynaanu mattum kekathinga,there in the tution a gal was studying, thinking abt her future i avoid her name.Me and my frnd used to chit chat with whenever we find time , as usual my frnd fell in love with her, i warned him him that it is better to fell in well than in love. but nallathu sonna evan kepaan.But later i found that this was intrsted in me. now i have two problems, one my frnds love, next is hers.Believe me im not really intrsted in that gal :-) , so i tried to my frnd so i called both of the m thanithaniya then first i told that gal that im not intrested in her, so ur manasa mathikanu sollitean. then i called my frnd i told him to propose to her, he did what i said as usal that gal disposed his love,so freeyavidu.now i have one problem solved. i know this what going to happen to him so that time i didnt worry abt that.but now im the same situation with another frnd but now me too intrsted in that gal but myfrnd trusts me, and i know that this gal more serious abt this , i find no solution, so now im not worrying abt it.Bcos i was safe that tme and now so freeyavidu. Last but least
if u have any solution do worry abt it bcos u have a problem ahead of it

vazhkai thathuvam - really important

2006-02-01T08:35:00.000+04:00

hi ppl , im gonna give u ppl some thathuvam, vaazhkai thathuvam, which will help u to attain greater heights and realize abt life.

here we go.

1. Pant Pottu Muttipoda mudiyum aanaaa muttipottu pant poda mudiyumaa...........

2. Fan-ukkum rekkai irukku. Paravai-kkum rekkai irukku. Fan-ala parakka mudiyaathu. Paravai-ala sutha mudiyaathu. Aaanaa... Fan-a amukina suthum. Paravai-a amukina kathum... :))

3. tool box la tool la parka mudiyum... match box la match a parka mudiyuma!!!

4. Irukkurappa enna daan complan, bournvita kudichalum sethadukkapram ellarukkum pal daan...

5. South India-la Narthangai kidaikkum. Aaana, North India-la Southangai kidaikuma?!

6. pache molagale pache irukkum aana kodemolagale kodey irukkuma

7. lunch bagla lunch eduthuttu pogalam... aana school bagla school eduthuttu poga mudiyathu..

8. nee evlo periya paruppa irunthalum, unga veettu samayalukku paruppu kadaila than vanganum....

9. meluga vachchu melugu vathi seyyalam... aana kosuva vachi kosu vathi seyya mudiyathu....

10. kovil maniya namma adicha saththam varum... aana kovil mani nammala adicha raththam than varum....

11. Sirpi Kalla Uliyaala adicha that is "Kalai" But Namma Sirpiya Uliyaala adicha that is "Kolai"

12. Railway Stationla Police Station irukkum But Police Stationla railway station irukkathu

13. Yevalavu Dan Neechal Therinjalum Tumler thannila Neentha Mudiyathu.

14. Ennathan Naiku Nalu Kaal Irundhalum Athaala Kaal Mela Kaal Pottu Ukkara Mudiyathu

15. 10 Yerumbu Oru Yaanaia Kadika Mudium Aana
10 Yaanaila Oru Yerumba Kadika Mudiyadu.

16. Mandaiya Pota Die
Mandaila Pota Dye

17. Nee Enna Thaan Costly Mobile Vachiruthalum
Adhula Evalavu Thaan Recharge Pannalum
Unnaala Unnaku Call Panna Mudiyathu

18. Kosu Kadicha Yaanaikaal Varum But
Yaanai Kadicha Kosukaal Varathu

19. Valkaikum Valukaikum Orea Vithyasam
Onnumae Illatha Valkai Bore Adikum
Onnumae Illatha Valukai Glare Adikum

20. Policesikkum Porukikkum enna Vithyasam
"Adi-Thadi" Senja Porukki
"Thadi-Adi" Senja Police

21. Trainnuku Ticket Vangi Platformla Ukkaralaam Ana
Platform Ticket Vangi Trainla Ukkara Mudiyathu

22. Ennathan Karatela Black Belt Vanginalum
Naai Thorathina Odi Thaan Aganum

23. Busla Nee Earunalum
Unnmalae Bus Earunalum
Ticket Vangaporadhu Nee Thaan

24. PAAL Kotinna Vera Paal Vaangikkalam
Arisi Kotinna Vera Arisi Vaangikkalam Aana
Thel Kotinna Vera Thel Vanga Mudiyuma?

25. Ticket Vangitu Ulla Poradu Cinema Theatre
Ulae Poitu Ticket Vangaradu Operation Theatre

26. Kaakaa Enna Thaan Karuppa Irundalum Adhu Podura muttai Vellai Thaan
Muttai Enna Thaan Vellaiya Irundalum Athukulae irukura Kaakaa Karupp Thaan

27. Iron Boxla Iron Pannalam Anna
Pencil Boxla Pencil Panna Mudiyathu

28. Cream Biscuitla Cream Irukkum Anna
Naai Biscuitla Naai Irukathu.

makkaley this post is a social service post subject to all personal risks.

After a long time.........

2006-01-24T08:35:00.000+04:00

hi its been a long hibernation, jus busy with official schedules, now having some free time . the title of my post is relative to two things one post after a long time then the latter is that AFTER A LONG TIME I M INTRESTED IN A GIRL. I met her in a singing competition , though im not a good listener ,i sang ,gosh how could i have done such a thing which i thought difficult and impossible.Now i know that how i got courage to sing its becos she asked me .I was doing all the nonsense ,commenting whistling and making all the commotions out there . She was sitting before me and enjoying my comments . Suddenly she turned towards me and asked me why dont u sing .thats all thats all .as per the good old proverb

kanniyar tham kadikan kaativital,mannil
kumararuku maamaliyum siru kadukaam
I stood went to the judge and got registered and sigam kalam irangidichey,
Stood on the dias and sang the ultimate song,
Kaadhal kasakudhaiya,vara vara kaadhal kasakudhiya, from the film aan paavam.
the crowd exploded & the floor was filed with claps and whistiles i got the maximum claps, even though i dint got the prize i got special mention for the try.
I dedicate this to her,
last but not the least,
Losers say it is possible but difficult
Winners say it is difficult but possilble
Dr.Anniyan coma: dai doobakoor inna da color colora kadhai vidra ,dai nee senja ravusu thaangaama unna valukatayama stage yethi pada vachu bulb kuduthaanga nee yenadanafigure solichi padna ,kalakunenu filim kaatra.
dai unna kaaka puranathin padi G4H [GoldWinner] oilla roast pannungada

First Night

2006-01-12T07:28:00.000+04:00

Hi ppl i got a big doubt , what so special abt the first night. mes to have experienced that night, didnt find anything special. its just another night ,may be that night can be made more interesting and colorful, which all depends on our mood and the companion[s]. Especialy i didnt get any sleep ,nightfulla talking talking and talking and did some interesting things,when day broke only i realised i need some sleep. Feelin tired but relished that night.Nothing special but i enjoyed it . MY FIRST night, january first night[ the end of the first day of a new year, Oh MY god] .EXPECTED SOMETHING ELSE PAAVAM

GOT THE LESSON AND RESOLUTION

2006-01-04T08:36:00.000+04:00

Hi ppl A serious post,abt lesson i got yesterday.yesterday evening i went for shopping with my cousin sister. After finishing the shopping, while returning in bike i got the lesson.Usually while driving i usually have a chat with the pillion ,but yesterday iwas very quiet,reason: the girl in the bike in front.A cute looking girl going with somebody may be anybody,who i consider vry lucky if she his GF, if his sister then im lucky.She was wearin a slightly see through salwaar. this this made me crazy ,i literally forgot my sis sitting in the back seat.

As i was followin her,slowly in bike ,my sis asked me to go fast but u know that now im deaf,so slowly followed my cutey.suddenly mysis gav me a pat in my head.this disturbed my concentration ;-( , i asked her what happened . she asked me to go fast . i asked why ,she said that "dai some porikis ennaiya uthu uthu pathukitey followpanrangada".

I felt a sting ,so i throttled my accelerator and speed away.that night i didnt get a proper sleep thinking abt that. so now decided to take new resolution.

" Hereafter never sight girls ,when im with my sister"

you may ask what is the relationship with the incident and the resolution.ada naangalum new yearuku oru resolutiion edukanumla

WATCHING BUBBLE

2006-01-03T09:00:00.000+04:00

A new lady teacher, came to teach 8th standard students. As it was thefirst day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introducethemselves with -name, and hobby.
She said " Let's start with the boys first. Boys start giving theirintro.

First boy : " My name is john, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub. " Teacher was confused to listen and said "intresting - well, ok.In fact we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all there isessentially a child in each of us. So its ok john. Yes next-"

Second boy : " myself peter and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub" Teacher now got surprised and said " gooodd.. I like the spirit ofsupporting a friend . ok next - " Third boy : I m smith and my hobby isto see bubble in the bath tub " Teacher : " guys are u joking or what ?please be sincere. Ok next - " This continues, and the last boy standsup : I m herry, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub " Exhausted, the teacher said, "I don't think I will be able to teach uungrown boyz for long. Any way, now the girls please -"

First girl : I mjuly and my hobby is to see birds "Teacher : "gooodd. At last I got something different. Ok next-" Second:I m ruby and I like to collect perfumes "

Teacher : " now its likeeducated grown up girls . ok next - u sweet girl- yes u - "

Most beautiful girl of the class : "Mam my name is Bubble, and hobby isto take bath three times a day " !!!

I REALIZED.......TOO LATE

2005-12-26T08:07:00.000+04:00

First time I saw her in my college ,she was like an angle made by god for me, when i said this to my friends thay said im crazy, but i said im in love.i smile when smiled , i cried when she cried , by friends said im lunatic but i said im in love.I went and proposed to her, she rejected it and said she loves my friend,so i tried to end my life my friends said u r a loser but i said im a true lover.After one year .she broke her relationship with my friend and came to me, my friends said to say no , but i said yes.When we r in love i lived for her, my friends said u r blind, but i said i see thru her eyes.After college i got a job we got married. After one year.......

Now My friends say that im a true lover, but now I REALIZED that i was crazy,lunatic ,loser and blind and i realized this becos marraige opened my eyes and its too late now.

Dr.ANNIYANCOMA:" Dai Dongra unna college poi padika sonna nee love pani kalyaanam panikitu ,ippadi polambara.nee thirunthave maatiya, ayya yaravathu periyavanga sollunga evanuku enna thandanai kudukalam".

Their Worries

2005-12-23T07:51:00.000+04:00

SIXTH SENSE

2005-12-20T08:07:00.000+04:00

Hi ppl this story i got thru mail a nice comedy enzoii.

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying "God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."The next day grandpa died.The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma."

The next day the grandmother died.Oh my god, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy."He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?" He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning our neighbour James dropped dead on our porch."

AAHAA!!!!!!

2005-12-16T07:48:00.000+04:00

Hi Hi Hi Hi, ppl this post is on experience yesterday evening.AAHAA is not abt surprise read it wiyh vadivelu accent .Now u what kinda post it will be ;-) .

Yesterday evening while returning from office, i was waiting in the bus stop for bus.
Dr.AnniyanComa: " dai domar busstopla bussuku waitpanna george bushuka wait pannuva !@#$%"

kammunuirrupa mattera sollavidu,ppl as u know our public transport never comes on time, tats chennai.Appo one cute lookin babe came to the busstand and she was standing just before me and kept on lookin towards me.

Dr.AnniyanComa:" AAHAA Marupadium arambichitanda evan rousa"

First i thought she is seeing whether bus is coming. mes freeyavitutean.

Dr.AnniyanComa:" nyayamthaaney, vaasthavamthaaney"

but she kept on lookin at me , when i see her she looks at someother thing and pretending tat she aint intrsted.but engalukku theriyaatha gals never sight boys openly, they look at them like adjusting their hair.engalukkum gals body language theriyum.Mes really thrilled and wanted to proceed further , but in a dipperent way. As i was standing on her right, when she turned other side
i slowly went behind her and stood on her left .

she jus turned to her right and i thought she will be disappointed and if she turns left she will be shocked to see me there and planned to ask her
"EXPECTING SOMEBODY".EPPADI

But she took her cell and called somebody.oru aarvathula otto kettean.nallavela kettean.what she said is

" Dai unnakaga evalavu neram bus stopla wait panrathu,inga onnu enna parthu oothra jollula busstopla riverey ooduthu,sikeram vaada"

Next Moment i took a bus which aint going to my place and buzzed off
"AAHAA kelambitaaangiya kelambitaaangiya"

Dr.AnniyanComa:" Dai ithuvarikkum vaangi irukra bulblam collect pannuna Eiffel toweriye light pannalam,unnalaam, aah iyyo bulb vaangrathukellam buruda puranathukla thandanai illaiya, thapichita mavaney"

BULBUGAL THODARUM

CONFUSED

2005-12-13T07:48:00.000+04:00

Hi ppl ,i gonna ask u ppl especially why this happens, why these things happen,if things hav to happen those things do happen.Enna kolapareana, bcos im confused.

The reason for my confucion is that , yesterday my friend called me and literally cried in the phone, and said he is in a big problem and wants me to giv him a solution :-0, so i called him to my house.i thought may be some financial problem,but when he disclosd his problem ,i said to my self
"marupadiyum oru love hmmm".

Whats his is that ,thats a long stopry shorta narrating. Hes a MBA graduate, while hes searching job, he felt a lot lonely.that time his junior gal met him, that a casual meet,but after that the realtionship continued inthe form of sms chata nd calls .once in every week they meet.As expected he proposednu solvenana athu wrong, that gal proposed to him.hes a bit hesistant at first but the insisted and convinced him.

Every thing went well for five months,but when the gals informed her parents abt her love the problem started. Her parents were dead against their , butfor some point of time shes was strong on her love,but oneday her parents threatened her that they will commit suicide and her ,other went to the extent of pouring kerosene on her and tried theekulipu.

Now the girl is totally reversed and told him that due to her love she doesnt want to lose her parents so depart as friends.Now imagine the boys condition,hes in bad situation and wanted my advice.I just told him to wait for some time and we will try to convince her.

His health is going down, mentally disturbed and im afraid that he will take some wrong decisions, so ppl if u fell saying something kindly do.

Last but not the least, today morning while coming to office,one girl from my area, smiled at me.shes often looks at me and today she smiled.enna panrathuney therila ,IM CONFUSED.PPL ETHUKUM ADVICE KUDUNGA.

DR.ANNIYANCOMA: Dai un frnd paartha paavama irukku ,pesama avana
" vasoolraja padathilernthu Alwarettai aandava paata kekeasollu". unnaporutha varaikkum oorey unna paarthu serikuthu ithula antha ponnu sirichatha mattum nee paarthutu buildup kudukra, magane unna oorla allarum sernthu stretcher katta pooranga.

CARTOON

2005-12-10T08:29:00.000+04:00

Hi ppl i recieved this cartoon in mail enjoyed hope u ppl also enjoy
yaam petra inbam peruga ivvaiyagam

THIIRPU the judgement.....

2005-12-07T07:50:00.000+04:00

Hi ppl last post was BIT TOO MUCH,like shankars boys ,yep sorry shankara supportukku eluthitean. This post is a sad story of a couple, so ppl kindly keep kerchiefs or tissues in ur hand, to wipe the tears. (:- (( .ppl read the last para at the end. if u read it in the beginning u will miss the fun

The scene opens is that there is big crowd in the village court, that is the Allamarathadi[under a banyan tree].waiting for the Naataamai[the judge].the village has been devastated by the rains so they r waiting for judge to give solution.

As theres a murmur in the crowd and looking at the couple, tied in that tree they say something.The couple looking at each other and weeping and they know that they r going to get prosecuted for crime or sin or prosecution they r'nt the cause.Their mouth dint speak theik eyes spoke.

Nattamai arrives in his traditional limo ie his maatuvandi, comes to dias and thotukumbitufying the dias and parks himself in the judge seat.A dead silence prevails in the crowd.Naatamai breks the silence as

Naatamai: ippadiye ellarum amidhiya irundha eppadi, makka allarum jooli illamia vandhu nikkom, pradha sollu.

Villager: aiyya poona varusham oorla orey varatchi,malai illa.

Nataamia: malai illathanalla thamla varatchi mela sollu.[crowd claps]

villager: iyya inthe rendu paya pullaiku malai illanu pakathu oorla kannalam kativachi puttanunga, ippa puyal vandhu oorey velakaada maari pochu. iyya 8patti rasa neengataan ethukuu oru nalla vali sollanum.

Naatamai: ella naa enna autokarana valisorathukku, thiirpu kelu solren.

all villager shouting: "aiiya raasa enga thekati chingomey,ooruku oru naala
thirpu sollunga iyya"

Naatami: ella indh 8 pattiku naa solrathu enna na, indha renduperiyum athhu vidanum[village divorce].Pulaiye mekalay 8 patti thandi verati viodanum,paiyana thekaala 8 patti thandi verati vidanum.evanga kooda aarum palaga koodathu, annam thani pulanga koodathu.itha meeri palguna avangalaiyum oorey vittu 10 varusham thalli vaikarean. Ethudhanda indha naatamai yoda thiirpu,edhu thaanda naayam.

Pakathu oor Naatamai: Naatamai thiirpa maathi sollu

Naatami: Idhuku mela thirpu theriyathuida butteru!

All villagers claps and unties the couple and takes tke paiyan to south and gal to west. they both cries their heart out both helpless. They gets seperated and the people thinks that the rain will stop.

background song:" Pooguthey pooguthey en paingilli vaanniley"

Paper News[ YEAR 2004]: "IN CERTAIN VILLAGES IN TAMILNADU, VILLAGERS DUE TO THEIR SUPERSTITIOUS BELIEF CONDUCTING MARRAIGES BETWEEN A FEMALE FROG AND MALE GARDEN LIZARD FOR RAINS"

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KIDS TALK!!!!! [A]

2005-12-05T09:19:00.000+04:00

HI ppl this blog is little bit NV, but funny. i call it rather a joke than a post.

Pappu and Paapu r neighbours , they used to boast abt what they hav and one fine day as usual they talk rather fight.with their parents around.

Paapu: My father has a two wheeler
Pappu: my father too hav a two wheeler

Paapu: Me, my father and my mom used to go outing in that two wheeler,he he

Pappu:whats a big deal,Me ,my father and my mom used to go outings one week ,next week me,my father and ur mom went outing one week. Like this i used to go alternate weeks.!!
hearin this paapu's mom and pappu's dad faints.

kudukbathula kolappam undupanitangaiya undupanitanga, nallairunthaq kudumbathula koodi kummiadichitaanya kummi adichutaan.

Another day paapu and pappu meet and starts their routine.
Paapu: My father is a big magician.

Pappu: how?

Paapu: My Appa keeps coin in one hand and shake it shows the coin in otherhand.

Pappu:Avlothaaney, my appa ethavida periya magician.
Paapu: Eppadi

Pappu:Enga appa night en pakathila padupaaru anna kalaila amma pakathilarnthu elunthiripaaru!!he he eppa sollu yaar appa periya magician.[my dad in night sleeps beside me and gets up beside my mom, now tell whose father is a big magician]

ALAIPAAYUTHEY

2005-12-02T07:44:00.000+04:00

Hi ppl awakeningcoma again , with a post of its own kind.Last post was a little bit NV, this one a typical coma's vetty post.Okay intha buildup poothum.

This post is my experience with a girl ,teenager, who i meet often in a suburban railway station. She used to be with a girl, may be her sister in the railway station.

Often i used to see her and act that i didnt see her. Evry time she sees me her face lits up, her face indicates that shes expecting something from me.One day she asked me what she has in mind, but normally, i dont encourage these things ;-)
but shes comes to me daily and asks the same thing.

Manasukulla santhosam nama kitteyam kekaralleynu[a small delight in my mind that for considering me and asking that], but i jus turn my face,act like not noticing her.But her struggle was fruitful,yesterday night, lying in the bed and thinking abt that girl and her continous obligation, i decided that im going to oblige her.

Today morning i was bit early to the railway station, waiting for her.Here she comes with her sis,she sees me,mes lookin at her, KANNUM KANNUM NOKIA.Waitin for her to ask me,seeing me her face glows up.Here she comes and ask me..................................................................

"AYYAAA SAAAAMMI ETHAVATHU DHARMAM PANNUNGA,NAETHU RATHIRI KOODA SAAPIDALAI,AYYAAA SAAAAMI"[sirrrr,goddd kindly donate or sponsor somemoney,havent eaten from last night,sirrrrr,godddd]

mes happily gave her a rupee and eppathaan manasu neranju irukku

LOVE AND CRUSH [A]

2005-11-30T09:15:00.000+04:00

hi ppl sorry 4 the last blog [THADANGALUKU VARUNTHUKIREAN] .
Athukaaga climax solla poreanu ninaikatheenga.chance illa nextu.
In this blog i want to know about the difference between love and crush.
To me i dont feel any big difference just a THINREDLINE. Okay first i differentiate in my style.after u ppl give ur definitions

Awakeningcoma: kaathadikumbothu figuroda mudikalairatha rasicha love
athey aadaikalayarathey rasicha crush

Dr.Anniyancoma: athey makeup kalaiyarathey rasich nee blindu

Awakeningcoma:manasa paartha love, mathatha paartha crush

Dr.Anniyancoma: Ava kaata maruthum nee manasa etti paartha athuku per enna ,innum sollu figuroda saami[vikram movie] padam paartha love,sakila padam paartha crushnu sollu.unnakelllam kilavi figuream thaanda thandanai[having gf age above 60]

Dr.Anniyancoma:dai dubukku eppudu chudu naan solra difference

Unaku pakathu veetu ponnu mela varathu
love,

athey avanga amma mela vantha crush.

ethu aunty purushanuku therinja athuvum crushthan

mavane nee crush than

arrey arrey arrey arrey! repeate!sabaahse!
Makka peelpree to comment on this. im waiting for the knowledge share fromya ppl. summa uttuaatunga.
ppl im gonna change my template so checkout!!!

CLIMAX

2005-11-28T08:47:00.000+04:00

MR.Suravanan and Mrs.Susheela saravanan housela power cut, avanga veetla matumilla tamilnadu fulla blackout for a day, due to munima, the hurricane, year 2150.

mrs. saravanan:" che ennay koduma ithu saravanan[gives the same expression and modulation like prabhu in chandramukhi], 2500 episode intha seriala parthutu kadasila climax appo ippadi power sothapidichey.Munima unnaku erakamey illaiya, neeraj ,bhargavi ,shiva pranati yaar yaaar kuda sertangane therilaye, aiyyo,enanagaaa" continuted her crying

mr saravanan: "adi podi share marketla invest panna vechirundha panathey, cricket matchla kooda bidin pannama, seriala neeraj-bhargavi, shiva -pranati seruvaanganu bid pannaney,ellam poochu. munima nee nallavey iruka maatey"

so ppl avangaley climax theriyathathey thaangikitaanga, neenga thaangamaatingala.

MR.Anniyancoma: "enna da sujatha mathiri futuristicka kadhavidra, dai appa un blog padicha naangalam ennaa loosa' mavane unnaku buruda poranathin padi "seriela paakanum(watchin all the tele serials inna row"thaanda thandanai.haaahaaahaa [wicked smile], makkaley vidaathinga"

KADHAI & CLIMAX

2005-11-24T09:41:00.000+04:00

HAI ! HAI! HAI! ENNA TOO MUCHA HAI TELLINGNU SEEINGA, SOLLRAEN

Ppl in this blog im gonna tell u ppl a story or a knot and u pll hav to giv me the climax.Story one ordinary love story ;-) ,but quite complex, enna confuse panraaneynu paakringala. okay no more confusion.

The first scene that dec 31, 12.00 pm evry body in welcoming the new year with joy and celebrating the arrival of new year,but 4 ppl ,2 boys and 2 girls sitting in a lonely place , having a serious look in there face with some pain in their eyes seated lookin at each other.

First i introduce the 4 charachters they are NEERAJ, SHIVA, BHARGAVI,PRANATI. All r workin in a software concern as s/w engrs. now the crux is that NEERAj and Bhargavi r childhood frnds.If u go and ask in there locality that name the best frnds u know, the instant answer is neeraj and bhargavi .But Neeraj is in love with bhargavi the only person to know abt this is himself.

now the story goes like this , bhargavi is in love with shiva whos a charming, frndly lad.Easily we can say that hes the hero of that floor.But Shiva is intrested in pranati .Pranati a traditional tamil girl, from an orthodox family,straight opposite to the charachter of Shiva.This made Shiva to love her.but the fate smiles on shiva where pranati loves Neeraj and wants to marry him.

All the four r close frnds and they hav mail group consisting of this 4.On dec 31 all the 4 wanted to propose their love . some by mere coincidence all the wanted to mail their love to their lover .but by mistake mails it to their grp, mere coincidence, or all the 4 made the same mistake. evrbody shocked and wanted to solve their luvangi.
this is the plot. whos luv should succeed all the four or ur choice.

ppl peelpree to giv ur climax.i hav my own climax.lets see who hav better creativity than me.obviously evrybody.expecting funny or uneXpected climax
MANAK KUDHIRAYAI TAHTI ELUPUNGA.

I HAVE BEEN TAGGED

2005-11-22T08:47:00.000+04:00

I have been taggeg by lakshmi

Five movied I like the most
1) Nayagan
2)AnbeSivam
3)Padayappa
4)Gentleman
5) micheal madhana kamarajan

Five things i can never live without
1)frnds
2)without talking
3)watching movies
4)kalaikrathu
5)bulb vaangrathu

Five Admirations
I never admire anybody i jus take people as my inspirations
So my Five Inspirations r
1)charlie chaplin
2) yasser Arafat
3)kamal hassan
4)Arnold shwazenegger
5) whos else , its me

Five things I miss now
1) my childhood days
2)kuchi mittai
3)peace of mind
4)my dreams bcos no sleep
5) speaking the truth

Last movie i borrowed to watch and still not given back
thats personal

Books I love
other than my academics

Five people i pass this high fives to
jagan
sudha narayanan
blogger anonymous
jeevan
Random Access

Beer contains female hormones !!

2005-11-18T09:12:00.000+04:00

Beer contains female hormones !!

Tests revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a serious look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were given 8 pints of beer each to consumeWithin a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects...

1) Gained weight,

2) Talked excessively without making sense,

3) Became overly emotional,

4) Couldnt drive,

5) Failed to think rationally,

6) Argued over nothing,

7) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered necessary !!!!!

INTERVIEW

2005-11-16T09:21:00.000+04:00

This blog ia abt an hr interview i faced. usually in interview there will be a candidate
and interviewer(s), but in this i hav another person accompanied me. okay lets goto the
interview.

me: may i come in sir
HR: yes, please
Anniyancoma: enna may i come in sir april i come in sir poda ulla athuthan antha dubukku sollitanla

Hr:Hai ac, gud morning, im ________
anniyancoma: interview mudiyattum appuram therium gud morninga bad morningaanu
me: gud morning sir

HR: tell abt urself
Anniyancoma: dai unnakena kannu dusa aththan resumela potrikkenla appuram enna
me:blah blah blah

HR: then[pause] , anything else
Anniyancoma: kadhaiya solraanga
me : over sir

HR:ur strengths
Anniyancoma: if i didnt get the job nee therinjuppa da domar
me sincerity, punctuality and i enjoy whatever im doing
Anniyancoma: ethoda sincere sigaamani, puctualityikku spelling theriumaada unnaku,appaadi enna nee seithu keesita

Hr:so what r u doing
me : bulb[muluchifyin]
Anniyancoma: maatniyaada mavane

HR: i what we ur special than others
Anniyancoma: avan enna dosaiya special sadanu kekara
me: nothing special abt me sir
Anniyancoma:ada usithamani, thangaalada unn thanadakam

Hr:if u didnt get slected how u feel
Anniyancoma: naan feel panrathu irukkattum unnthol peel aiyudum therijuko
me: i will take it as an experience
Anniyancoma : appa nee thanda most experienced person

Hr:On what reasons i should select u
Anniyancoma:sir only one reason,select panleyna oodu poi seramaatey
me: blah blah blah

Hr:whats ur expectations
Anniyancoma: etho sollraen
kuutitu poitu varra car(preferrably benz),
pakkathu seatla aishwarya rai illa catherine zet jones mathiri poonu. thonrappa than vela seiven. samballam masathuku oru bike vaangara alavu iruntha poothum. ippothaiku avlothan appaliku paakalam
me:blah blah blah
Anniyancoma :nee velaikku aavamaatey

Hr: i will get back to u within 2 days
me: thanks sir
Anniyancoma: eppadium vela illanu sollapora ethu innoru thadavai kooptu solvia, kamnati

Anniyancoma: dai ac, 5 thadavai interview poona thappa
me : illai
Anniyancoma: dai ac, 50 thadavai interview poona thappa
me: etyho thappu mathiri than theriyuthu
Anniyancoma: dai ac, 500 thadavai interview poona thappa
me: thappu than
Anniyancoma : appa endapora @#$%%^^,pesama pani meyi

GAYATHIRI MANTHIRAM

2005-11-12T09:57:00.000+04:00

Hi ppl last blog mr.anniyan coma sothapifying now as said earlier its GAYATHIRI MANTHIRAM for u ppl. As the name suggest this blg is also bt a gal and boys relationship.yep gayathri a cute gal , how can i forget her and my frnds luv for her.yes she was my frnds lover and my frnd loved her deeply, truly and madly,but never had the the courage to propose her .Both studied hotel management,same class . She is a vry frndly gal and casual type. Hes one of my best frnd so he used to share evrything with me. he told me abt his and asked fro an idea. but i refused to giv idea [whynu ungaluukey theriyumey, namma idea kuduthu ethu orupetrikku]. but he compelled me to giv an idea.so i asked him to wait till valentines day.

The Feb 14 arrived really slowly as per theory of relativity[ SCIENTIFIC APPROACH]. At last feb 14 came ,i asked him to wait in the busstop where she gets down. as spoken earlier i asked him to go and propose to her.as he went near her ,me and my someother frnds ,started to pass some comments on him and that gal. sollivachamathiri she got angry and my frnd too. He came near me and caught my shirt and gave me punch[PAVVI PAIYAN]. as my other frnds doesnt know him, started othachifying him .At last that gal came and rescued him.we thought this would create an soft corner for him but misfired as usual.

yes, we got a police complaint on us and i was A1[accused no 1] and after sometime they got really close and that gal proposed to him . great ,now they got married and in sharjah living happily, I GOT A BIG THANKS AND ATREAT FOR THE SACRIFICE. NATPULLA ITHELLAM SAGAJAMAPPA.as u all know us some political influence we got thru th case. so makka luvukku help panrathu thapillai bu see that luv u dont become vivek or vadivelu ending up with bruises.

FIGURE SETTAITA FRIENDUM ENEMYTHAAN.

DR.ANNIYANCOMA:
DAI !@@%%$^ ENNA DA GAYATHRI MANTHIRAMNU SOLLITU ETHO MAAYAJAALAM KATUVENU NANAICHA NEE OORULA ADIVAANGUNA KATHAIA POLLAMBIKITU IRUKKA. UNNA ITHAY MATHIRI ELLA LUV HELPANNA VACHI ADIVAANGA VAIKANUM.

AN INTRO TO NEW MEMBER

2005-11-10T09:41:00.000+04:00

This is a small post as im busy with my coding, MY SPLIT PERSONALITY

DR. ANNIYANCOMA [IAS,MBBS,BE,MBA,12th,lkg]

wil take the charge

DR.ANNIYANCOMA from ME[ntal]DICAL COLLEGE:

dai blogies yaarukum porpillai,akkara illa ellarum thapu thapa purinjindrikinga athanaa konjam definitions for medical terms

ANTIBODY - against everyone
ARTERY - the study of fine paintings
ASPHYXIA - get a "Butt Job"
BACTERIA - back door to a cafeteria
BENIGN - what you be after you be eight
CAESARIAN SECTION - a district in Rome
CARDIOLOGY - advanced study of poker playing
CAT SCAN - searching for lost kitty
CHRONIC - neck of a crow
COMA - punctuation mark ( maybe awakening coma)
CORTIZONE - area around local courthouse
CYST - short form of sister
DIAGNOSIS - person with a slanted nose
DILATE - the late British princess
DISLOCATION - in this place
ENEMA - not a friend
FALSE LABOR - pretending to work
GALLBLADDER - bladder in a girl
HERNIA - she is close by

HYMEN - greeting to several males
IMPOTENT - distinguished, well-known
LABOR PAIN - hurt at work
LACTOSE - person without toes on the foot
LIPOSUCTION - a French kiss
LYMPH - walk unsteadily
MENOPAUSE - I no wait
MICROBES - small dressing gowns
PACEMAKER - winner of Nobel Peace Prize
PROTEIN - in favour of teens
PULSE - grain
RED BLOOD COUNT - Dracula
SECRETION - hiding anything
SERUM - sailors drink
SUBCUTANEOUS - not cute enough
TABLET - small table

ippothaiku avlothanda, dai awakeningcoma kamnati

awakeningcoma: seri seri
SEMA KADIYA
he he this time no bulb incidents , meet u ppl in a bulb post naming GAYATHRI MANTHIRAM , till then bye

MARUPADIYUM MYSELF

2005-11-07T15:30:00.000+04:00

HI Blogies, again AC back , this post is my come back post so no reeling only real. In this post, im gonna tell u ppl one incident which i never forget,every time i think abt this incident it make me in splits. okay munurai over now straight to matter.

This incident happened two years before when i was in college, i used to go to my native place evry May for kovil thiruvizha.but there was long gap of 5 years, i didnt go to my native place. that i year we went. There was lot of changes in that village yes all the gals hav now grown up looked beautiful to me . But there was one cycle renting shop in that village.u may ask whats great in cycle shop, irrikuthey, tha cycle shop was owned by an aunty , literally say semma kattai.
Mes got infected by auntyphelia, so i asked my "dear frnd" abt that aunt. he gave the complete database abt that aunt.

That aunties story is really pathetic that she had married a nutcrack, whos a sadist, impotent and with added value of doubting that aunt. he showed me person whos often seen in that shop as her hubby.so now started to sympathize,empathize,and whatever u say for her so daily i go to her shop and chat with her for atleast half a day.

one fine day morning as per schedule i went to auntiesshop their i find a person in safari suit with 4to5 goldchains and with a bracelet like a cyclechain and rings in six fingers.he was standing there and often disturbing the aunt. I noticed this for long time.as aunty went inside and called that person alone and told him not to misbehave.I told him abt that aunties sadist impotent nutcrack husband and told him not to create problems.that fellow was furious ,he caught my shirt and asked is this true more than three times
mes got fed up and promised on all gods i know though i dont believe and told him that aunt by herself told me abt her husband. he got more furious and breathing fire but surprisingly thanked me and went.

Next morning as usual, i went to aunties shop, but i met aunty on the way, she carrying a luggage and i aked her where shes goin. she broke down and started cryin, i consoled her and asked her what happened. on hearing what she said i really fainted.

" NETHU EVAANO EN PURUSHAN KITTA ENNA PATHHI THAPA SOLLI PATHA VACHUTAAN,ATHUKUDA PARAVAILLAI VERA EVANAIYO KAATI EN PURUAHANU SOLLI SAHTYAM PANIIRUKAAN, 2 VARUSHATHUKAPPURAM DUBAILERUNTHU VANTHAVARU ETHANAALA EN PURUSHAN ENKITA KOCHOKITU AVANGA AMMA VITUKKU POITAARU"

[ for thos whho dont know tamil , that aunties reply,
yesterday some fellow had said some nonsense abt me to my husband and showed him some other person as my husband and even he promised on that matter ,my husband has returned from dubai after 2 years, now annoyed by this he went to his relatives house]

now i understand why that fellows face turned red and furious, now i know for what purpose he thanked me.

MARUPADIYUM MYSELF

2005-11-07T15:05:00.000+04:00

hi ppl by mistake i have deleted my blog so blog is under construction ,meet u later thadangalukku varunthukirom

I'LL BE BACK